Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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