Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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