i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He better not be in your backpack
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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