she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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