Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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