I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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