he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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