Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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