Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
In America we eat man semen.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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