do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
