Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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