There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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