we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
All I want is dick and wine.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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