We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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