For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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