I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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