Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she peed on how many people?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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