He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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