I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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