where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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