Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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