I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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