Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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