you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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