You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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