Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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