Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Well I just put wine in my tea
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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