im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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