I wanna bring you to show and tell
That's intense
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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