Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And then my night got REAL pukey
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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