I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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