He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm getting married
To pizza
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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