sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
