i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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