So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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