all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
