you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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