I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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