maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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