Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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