I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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