the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Actions speak louder than pants.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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