Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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