i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
