My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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