Im at strip club and am horny
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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