if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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