okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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