ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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