if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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