Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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