We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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