what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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