i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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