The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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