Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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