Will you blow on my dice?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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