it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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