i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i've created a new STD.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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